So you may have watched the entire show or not at all. I personally only caught the last half after the boys were tucked in their beds, but it does seem like I watched the best part! There was plenty of craziness to gush for…
First and foremost, Kristen Stewart hobbling on stage . Did she really just skip off stage after presenting? Or was she masking the hopping that seemed to be the only thing that could move her across the floor? Luckily, she wasn’t drunk but had cut her foot. Unluckily, no one knows that so she just looks drunk (though she still looked drugged up, pain meds possibly?). Her hair color was a mess too which wasn’t helped by the fact that she kept flipping it over in different ways. Or is it a bad brunette to red ombre? Someone please touch up her roots! Yikes.
Was it just me or was Catherine Zeta Jones performing a just-off-enough-that-you-can-tell-I’m-lip-syncing? I don’t feel too bad for her though, I wish I look like her when I’m 43!
Jennifer Lawrence fell on her way to accept the Oscar for best leading actress… and made it look stunning. I do not doubt her talent.
Did anyone else catch Kristin Chenoweth (hopefully) accidentally degrading Adele on the red carpet pre-show? Look at me, I’m super petite! And you look so enormous beside me! Ha ha ha ha. Let me take off my shoes to embarrass you even more! Ha ha ha ha ha. You can watch a video of the interview here. I don’t think Adele will be accepting any requests from Kristin to visit backstage for a long time.
Lady Obama is so cool she even gets to present Oscars via satellite. I was hoping she was going to dougie but she kept it classy.
Let me end with if I never hear of Seth MacFarlane again, I would be totally ok with that. Cue Jaws music.
What were your favorite parts?
I kid myself with “behind the scenes”. Like I am a movie star with something interesting to show you or something. Hmpf! But you know how you see someone else’s beautiful creation be it a craft or a recipe and you never see pictures of their 10 failures before they got it right? Or how they completely destroyed their table with a glue gun? Well, I’m posting pictures of some ugliness when it comes to making birthday cakes happen.
I actually am a Wilton certified cake decorator. No, really. I am. I had big ideas of how awesome I was going to be and how I could use my awesome skills to earn extra money when I had a family. Some of these grandiose ideas stemmed from my own mother, aunt and grandma who decorated cakes when I was a child. But I realized in the midst of my training that I didn’t have a passion for it and with cake decorating you really need passion to get you through the days (yes, days) of baking, mixing, coloring and making cute swooshie things. I realized since I didn’t love it, I just couldn’t be patient enough to make cakes pretty as the pictures. Lesson learned. But I still attempt to make fun cakes for my family’s birthdays.
My husband’s birthday is exactly a week before my 5 year old’s so there’s a lot of cake going on at that time. Hubby requested mini cupcakes which I did in red velvet with cream cheese icing. The thing about red velvet is it stains everything. My hand looks like I just finished wiping blood from the counter instead of cake.
I ended up making 50 something mini cupcakes. They are so cute but I was so done. I took a few of them to create the number 36 and slapped on some icing, called it good. They were too.
My sweet 5 year old requested a princess cake. Not just any princess either, Princess Peach. He really wanted me to make him this fondant Mario wedding cake I found online but that surely wasn’t going to happen. He settled for this.
I know it’s not the best decorating in the world but I think it’s pretty good with the amount of time and effort I was willing to do. I think it took me 2 hours to decorate. Last year, I made him this Curious George cake.
He was even easier to make because I didn’t have a lot of colors I needed to mix. So how do you make these mediocre cakes? Use a template!
- Just find a picture and print it out to fit on your cake.
- Cut around all the edges then place it on your cake.
- Take a pointed knife or box cutter or exacto knife, whatever and cut around your template. Make sure to not cut very deep. In fact, the more shallow you cut the cake, the better. Otherwise, when you serve the cake, it will fall apart on you.
- Remove the template and trace your cutting guide with icing. With both of these cakes, I used black icing I bought. If the picture isn’t complex, you can use an icing tip that comes with store-bought icing tubes. Or find a craft or cake decorating store that sells Wilton tips (like Hobby Lobby or Michaels) and get the size you need. The smaller the number, the smaller the size. You do not have to buy icing bags either. Just stick the tip through a corner of a sandwich baggie.
- Trace any outlines you need inside. You can cut your picture if you don’t trust your creative instinct and trace like you did before or go wild and freehand it.
- Fill in with icing. You can use a small star tip to fill in like you might see on Wilton cakes but I find it cramps my style… and my hand. You can smooth the icing with a clean finger that you dip in a bit of water.
From all this partying, I had a mountain of dishes. Both sinks are full and it’s overflowing. 😦 I despise doing dishes. At least I got to eat a fair amount of cake!
Whenever I think of Batman, I think of the cartoons I grew up with. Batman was always the good guy. He had faithful Robin by his side. Together they made Gotham a safe place from all the evil in the world. In this movie, it’s not so black and white. The movie is dark. It’s a story that lurks in the shadows. It is a kind of nightmare that slowly reveals itself. That sense of foreboding is present throughout the movie, even at the end.
Batman is missing, after being blamed for murder. Bruce is locked up in his house, broken in body and spirit, until a new foe emerges, Bane. Bane has a secret army underground preparing to take over Gotham. Batman makes a sloppy reappearance and is easily cast down again. As Bane’s reign of terror begins, Bruce is left in a legendary pit where his spirit is reawakened and rises up into the light.
Though this is definitely an “action movie”, it is also a thought provoking one which presents some interesting moral dilemmas if you desire to engage in the intellectual. The only comic relief that you get from the impending doom comes from Catwoman, pretentiously played by Anne Hathaway. It is a dry humor that doesn’t lend itself to laughing out loud for a few minutes, but rather it’s more of a smirk across the lips. All the characters are played very well but best actor award has to go to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He transformed himself into a Brooklyn born cop who happens to be a lot like Bruce Wayne. It’s amazing to watch him and get sucked into his performance. In fact, it was a pleasure to get sucked into the whole dark movie for a few hours (yes, a few).
I would recommend this to be a mom and dad date night-in movie only, unless your children are older than maybe 11 (or you like to comfort little children in the middle of the night for weeks). The Dark Knight Rises is definitely a dark movie and though there wasn’t much death and blood shown on-screen, there were plenty of innuendos. Plus, the overall theme and lurking-in-the-shadows feel is not appropriate for younger children. I even jumped in a few parts!
Grade Card: 4.75
Hathaway’s slightly unbelievable performance was the only downgrade. I definitely recommend it.
So, enjoy the movie after the kiddos are tucked safely and happily in their beds and get transported into a story where a hero rises out of the darkness.
So the Fall Season is over and the Spring Season has started. The only shows that I keep watching are…
Go On (NBC):
Nothing too deep but this is great sitcom comedy. I can see that the characters could get old if the writers keep story lines repetitive. I think that’s the big conundrum with writing TV. You don’t want to change things up too much but you don’t want stagnant predictable episodes.
The Mindy Project (FOX):
Mindy is still awesome to watch. You get invested in her life which changes from glamorous to dreadfully awkward to hopeful. And she is completely hilarious!
The Neighbors (ABC):
I don’t feel as urgent to catch up on this as I do the other shows because I’m not as emotionally connected to the characters. But once I start watching, I wonder why I stay away so long! It is quirky comedy at its best.
The Big Bang Theory (CBS):
It’s still awesome. If you’ve never watched it, you really must. Enough said.
Downton Abbey (PBS):
This show hasn’t been in my posts because the 3rd season just started in January. This show is definitely not for everyone but it is beautifully written and the acting is superb. It is about an aristocratic family and their servants drama. Ohhhhh and there IS drama. You won’t get much laughs from this one but the stories are so compelling, you easily get sucked into their post World War 1 lives. My husband would want me to warn you that they’re British and will speak in (what I think is a beautiful) accent. If you still have something against the mother country, than you don’t want to watch it- though you may connect with Branson’s views.
You might have been good all January with your salad eating, intense cardio sessions, weight losing resolutions but now it’s time…
to dump your diet with these delicious brownie chocolate chip cookies! Believe me, it’s worth it… for just a day. I don’t recommend eating a batch of these everyday for a week. Then you might ruin all your progress from last month. Don’t ask me how I know…
These are easy and quick to make which makes it a great recipe to use when you need a quick chocolate fix. Not that I would know about that either. Ahem. It has a great light crispy flakiness on the outside like a traditional brownie but spectacularly chewy on the inside. Super chocolate gooey-ness warm from the oven, but I like them best after they cool.
This recipe is not unique. I originally found it on the world of Pinterest but also found it on other recipe sites too, all claiming to be the author. You can make them your own though by substituting mint chips for the chocolate (done!) or peanut butter chips (need to try soon!).
Want to see what else I’m cooking up in the kitchen? View my Pinterest board!
Brownie Chocolate Chip Cookies
1 package brownie mix
1 1/4 cup flour
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup butter, melted
2 Tbsp water
1 cup chocolate chips
Mix all ingredients except for the chocolate chips. The batter is going to be thick but if you have problems with the dry ingredients not getting moistened, then add another tablespoon more of water. Fold in your chocolate chips. Drop cookies onto a greased baking sheet. Bake in a preheated oven at 350 for 7-9 minutes.