So you may have watched the entire show or not at all. I personally only caught the last half after the boys were tucked in their beds, but it does seem like I watched the best part! There was plenty of craziness to gush for…
First and foremost, Kristen Stewart hobbling on stage . Did she really just skip off stage after presenting? Or was she masking the hopping that seemed to be the only thing that could move her across the floor? Luckily, she wasn’t drunk but had cut her foot. Unluckily, no one knows that so she just looks drunk (though she still looked drugged up, pain meds possibly?). Her hair color was a mess too which wasn’t helped by the fact that she kept flipping it over in different ways. Or is it a bad brunette to red ombre? Someone please touch up her roots! Yikes.
Was it just me or was Catherine Zeta Jones performing a just-off-enough-that-you-can-tell-I’m-lip-syncing? I don’t feel too bad for her though, I wish I look like her when I’m 43!
Jennifer Lawrence fell on her way to accept the Oscar for best leading actress… and made it look stunning. I do not doubt her talent.
Did anyone else catch Kristin Chenoweth (hopefully) accidentally degrading Adele on the red carpet pre-show? Look at me, I’m super petite! And you look so enormous beside me! Ha ha ha ha. Let me take off my shoes to embarrass you even more! Ha ha ha ha ha. You can watch a video of the interview here. I don’t think Adele will be accepting any requests from Kristin to visit backstage for a long time.
Lady Obama is so cool she even gets to present Oscars via satellite. I was hoping she was going to dougie but she kept it classy.
Let me end with if I never hear of Seth MacFarlane again, I would be totally ok with that. Cue Jaws music.
What were your favorite parts?
Whenever I think of Batman, I think of the cartoons I grew up with. Batman was always the good guy. He had faithful Robin by his side. Together they made Gotham a safe place from all the evil in the world. In this movie, it’s not so black and white. The movie is dark. It’s a story that lurks in the shadows. It is a kind of nightmare that slowly reveals itself. That sense of foreboding is present throughout the movie, even at the end.
Batman is missing, after being blamed for murder. Bruce is locked up in his house, broken in body and spirit, until a new foe emerges, Bane. Bane has a secret army underground preparing to take over Gotham. Batman makes a sloppy reappearance and is easily cast down again. As Bane’s reign of terror begins, Bruce is left in a legendary pit where his spirit is reawakened and rises up into the light.
Though this is definitely an “action movie”, it is also a thought provoking one which presents some interesting moral dilemmas if you desire to engage in the intellectual. The only comic relief that you get from the impending doom comes from Catwoman, pretentiously played by Anne Hathaway. It is a dry humor that doesn’t lend itself to laughing out loud for a few minutes, but rather it’s more of a smirk across the lips. All the characters are played very well but best actor award has to go to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He transformed himself into a Brooklyn born cop who happens to be a lot like Bruce Wayne. It’s amazing to watch him and get sucked into his performance. In fact, it was a pleasure to get sucked into the whole dark movie for a few hours (yes, a few).
I would recommend this to be a mom and dad date night-in movie only, unless your children are older than maybe 11 (or you like to comfort little children in the middle of the night for weeks). The Dark Knight Rises is definitely a dark movie and though there wasn’t much death and blood shown on-screen, there were plenty of innuendos. Plus, the overall theme and lurking-in-the-shadows feel is not appropriate for younger children. I even jumped in a few parts!
Grade Card: 4.75
Hathaway’s slightly unbelievable performance was the only downgrade. I definitely recommend it.
So, enjoy the movie after the kiddos are tucked safely and happily in their beds and get transported into a story where a hero rises out of the darkness.